I knew there must have been something in the water in the UK that was causing all this fat police, and cameras everywhere stuff-now they're slicing off their penises.
The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
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